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izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26


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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you


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deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen


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savingpeoplehunting-things:

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

OHHH.


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angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”


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friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life


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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it


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“If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”


— Blair Waldorf (via appetites)

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone